‘When the reporter told Bush the dollar was not strong at the moment, Bush replied:
“Well, I understand that. And the marketplace is making decisions as to whether the dollar should be strong or not. Our policy is a strong dollar… But you’re right, the market, at this point in time, has devalued the dollar, which is contrary to our policy,” he said.’
- from Reuters
“… and perhaps the market would be better advised to reconsider its continued development of weapons of mass destruction,” Bush added, silencing the crowd of reporters.
“Yes,” continued the President, “I suppose that now is as good a time as any to mention that we have good, reliable intelligence that the worldwide so-called ‘market’ has been developing an arsenio of weapons so fearsome, so deadly, that a mere description of them would undoubtablibly kill everyone in this room.”
In the silence that followed, President Bush went on to detail the clear and documented ties between the organization known as “global market forces” and the Al Qaeda terrorist network…





10 comments
guitar boy rob
June 1, 2003 at 2:16 am
1This is super-duper funny!! I’m in Texas right now, Bush country!!! I’ve seen so many Hummers I now know why there’s so much smog down here.
Keep rockin’ da blog!
RobP
Rook
June 1, 2003 at 9:03 am
2Ok, I seriously think you need to have a warning posted at the top of your blog stating
Of course, you’d think that I would have followed my own advice. Excuse my, I have to go change now.
Manuel
June 1, 2003 at 9:04 am
3You are so funny!
I couldn’t reach you otherwise, but I now have linked to your blog from Improvland.com … as I “threatened” to some time ago. I hope you like it…
The Dog Pound
June 1, 2003 at 3:33 pm
4how many AK47s are there in an “arsenio” of weapons?
Dee
June 1, 2003 at 9:02 pm
5The Pentagon is also investigating reports that the city of Boston is hiding Weapons of Mass Destruction, and they anticipate providing irrefutable evidence during the week of July 26, 2004.
Chicory
June 2, 2003 at 9:34 am
6There is a rumor that the shrub administration is paying for an advertising campaign stating: “Don’t worry about the economy. It only makes it worse!”
(I’d attribute this quote to the rightful pol but I was trying so hard to keep the car on the road and from spitting out my coffee that I missed the rest of the story.)
Murray
June 2, 2003 at 10:28 am
7Those craqy weapons of mass distruction. To paraphrase Chicken Man, They’re everywhere, they’re everywhere! (except Iraq of course).
Chicory
June 2, 2003 at 12:21 pm
8Murray- You know about Chicken Man? (aka Benton Harbor)
You rock!
Rana
June 2, 2003 at 3:26 pm
9An “arsenio of weapons”?
Now, that’s really scary!
gene
August 17, 2003 at 7:32 pm
10midland city crime fighter scene of fame - now where is miss halfinger when we really need her??