Over the coming weeks there will be several Adam-sighting opportunities, and I pledge to be somewhat better-than-usual at keeping you all posted so that you can attend, avoid, or simply make plans to obey the restraining orders.
For now, know this: Dixie will open its lovin’ arms to “Wait Wait Don’t Tell Me!” this week, and I’ll be on hand. So if you’re in the Alabama area, consider yourself warned.
Most of the other opportunities for Felber-watchers will be in New York or L.A., so southern fans who’d like to stalk me on a budget oughta take advantage of this unique opportunity.
What else? Oh, yeah, I’m putting together an Exploratory Committee to see about running for the Presidency in ‘04. I could probably use some help with that.
Fanny Roborat
7 comments
Caroline
April 21, 2003 at 10:38 am
1You have my vote!
Aaron
April 21, 2003 at 2:01 pm
2I first misread that to be “Explanitory Committee” instead of “Exploritory Committee”. The former actually made a lot more sense.
Don
April 21, 2003 at 2:55 pm
3Will the Committee members get to wear Pith Helmets and those cool pants with the big baggy parts above their knee-high boots? And sing “Hello, I Must Be Going”?
If they do, let me know where and when the line starts forming.
I don’t know where or when.
Dee
April 21, 2003 at 5:50 pm
4Any country in particular?
Dun
April 21, 2003 at 7:22 pm
5As a professional Presidential Exploratory Committe consultant, allow me to point out that you do not meet the minimum age requirements for a president of this fine nation. I will waive my customary fee for this advice, because I like you.
craig
April 21, 2003 at 9:32 pm
6I’m not sure of Adam’s official age, but as long as he reaches 35 years of age by January 2005, I’m pretty sure he’s constitutionally eligible to hold office.
On another point, am I the only one who read “Where’s Adam?” as “Where’s Saddam?”
Daniel Loftus
April 22, 2003 at 1:16 am
7Oh PUHLEEZE run! Your country needs you!