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Blessed be the peacemakers!
Master peace-architects from around the globe, including the Bush administration and the Putin government, have put together a comprehensive roadmap for Israeli-Palestinian peace. They’re dancing in the streets of the West Bank, and not just because of the small weapons fire being aimed at their feet. Peace, sweet peace has […]
PALESTINIAN AUTHORITY OFFICES - DAY
[After making his first policy speech, Abu Mazen enters the offices with Yasser Arafat.]
MAZEN: Well, that went all right.
ARAFAT: Quite well, my friend. Please, come in.
MAZEN: Hmm. Nice office.
ARAFAT: It is yours.
MAZEN: It is?
ARAFAT: Well, part of it - this is your desk […]
“Charlton Heston… stood before a convention of gun owners on Saturday, raised an 1866 Winchester rifle above his head and defiantly proclaimed in a weak voice, “From my cold dead hands.” Not quite ready to leave the limelight after stepping down on Friday as the president of the National Rifle Association…
“Heston made public […]
By now many of you have heard the fruits of this week’s “Wait Wait” in Tuscaloosa. Hearty thanks are due to the fine folks at APR. We gorged on ribs and jambalaya, entertained the good people of the Yellowhammer State, and then ran up a bar tab that will cripple Alabama Public Radio […]
You won’t be hearing much from me today, as I’ll be heading off to Alabama in a matter of hours. For now, I’m not thinking of it as a “campaign stop.” I’m simply taking a trip down south to take part in a radio show. That’s it. That’s all.
[By the way, […]
Dear Donors;
They said it couldn’t be done! Back in 2000, a lot of naysayers wouldn’t have believed we could cut your taxes, make environmental regulations “optional,” cut your taxes again, emasculate the looming campaign finance reforms, and open up the largest oil fields in the world to American business. And then cut your […]
A screenshot from my morning news reading…
Over the coming weeks there will be several Adam-sighting opportunities, and I pledge to be somewhat better-than-usual at keeping you all posted so that you can attend, avoid, or simply make plans to obey the restraining orders.
For now, know this: Dixie will open its lovin’ arms to “Wait Wait Don’t Tell Me!” this week, […]
There’s no sense arguing about it any more. We Americans - conservative or liberal, atheist or religious, black or white - live inside our own movies. Everything in our lives, from the teen sex romps of our youths to the romantic comedies of our courtships to the searing dramas of our eventual terminal […]
[AT THE DESK: PAUL BEGALA, JAMES CARVILLE, TUCKER CARLSON, and BOB NOVAK]
CARLSON: Welcome back to “Crossfire.” And now, to the topic of the day - “Crossfire” in the Crossfire. Why did we get busted down to a half hour in the middle of the afternoon? Have we lost our edge, […]




