Comments on: I Saw Geraldo! http://fanaticalapathy.com/2003/03/31/i-saw-geraldo/ America's favorite blog Tue, 06 Jan 2009 23:08:36 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.0.11 by: michael http://fanaticalapathy.com/2003/03/31/i-saw-geraldo/#comment-639 Tue, 30 Nov 1999 00:00:00 +0000 http://fanaticalapathy.com/2003/03/31/i-saw-geraldo/#comment-639 from the last line, I'm assuming that's the last we'll hear of this... from the last line, I’m assuming that’s the last we’ll hear of this…

]]> by: prmantis http://fanaticalapathy.com/2003/03/31/i-saw-geraldo/#comment-640 Tue, 30 Nov 1999 00:00:00 +0000 http://fanaticalapathy.com/2003/03/31/i-saw-geraldo/#comment-640 man, you are a photoshop genius! man, you are a photoshop genius!

]]> by: Brian C.B. http://fanaticalapathy.com/2003/03/31/i-saw-geraldo/#comment-641 Tue, 30 Nov 1999 00:00:00 +0000 http://fanaticalapathy.com/2003/03/31/i-saw-geraldo/#comment-641 C'mon. This guy tearfully reported from "the scene of a tragic friendly-fire incident that took the lives of our hometown American heroes" that subsequently was discovered to be the Express Check-out line at the Barstow, California, Safeway. If the Iraqis based their defense on a map Geraldo drew, they'd end up stopping a busload of drunk Finns headed to a house of prostitution in Moscow. Ditching Geraldo is the real reason this war will last for generations. Karl Rove is behind this, isn't he? C’mon. This guy tearfully reported from “the scene of a tragic friendly-fire incident that took the lives of our hometown American heroes” that subsequently was discovered to be the Express Check-out line at the Barstow, California, Safeway. If the Iraqis based their defense on a map Geraldo drew, they’d end up stopping a busload of drunk Finns headed to a house of prostitution in Moscow. Ditching Geraldo is the real reason this war will last for generations. Karl Rove is behind this, isn’t he?

]]> by: Sara http://fanaticalapathy.com/2003/03/31/i-saw-geraldo/#comment-642 Tue, 30 Nov 1999 00:00:00 +0000 http://fanaticalapathy.com/2003/03/31/i-saw-geraldo/#comment-642 And the poor bastard publicly blamed the rumor on bad blood between him and NBC. Like NBC took time from its war coverage and decided this was the best time in the world to totally screw Geraldo. Poor, dumb bastard. The Onion headline said it all: "Fox News Anchor Asks the Questions Others Are Too Smart To Ask." And the poor bastard publicly blamed the rumor on bad blood between him and NBC. Like NBC took time from its war coverage and decided this was the best time in the world to totally screw Geraldo. Poor, dumb bastard. The Onion headline said it all: “Fox News Anchor Asks the Questions Others Are Too Smart To Ask.”

]]> by: David http://fanaticalapathy.com/2003/03/31/i-saw-geraldo/#comment-643 Tue, 30 Nov 1999 00:00:00 +0000 http://fanaticalapathy.com/2003/03/31/i-saw-geraldo/#comment-643 I turned on FOX News last night to see if their claim to being "Fair and Balanced" applied to Gerlado's latest cock-up. Nope, nothing, though I admit I wouldn't waste any more time than necessary watching the nonsense they claim is news. Maybe they should send O'Reilly next. I turned on FOX News last night to see if their claim to being “Fair and Balanced” applied to Gerlado’s latest cock-up. Nope, nothing, though I admit I wouldn’t waste any more time than necessary watching the nonsense they claim is news.

Maybe they should send O’Reilly next.

]]> by: mbare http://fanaticalapathy.com/2003/03/31/i-saw-geraldo/#comment-644 Tue, 30 Nov 1999 00:00:00 +0000 http://fanaticalapathy.com/2003/03/31/i-saw-geraldo/#comment-644 Stupid military. They should leave Geraldo there. He was the best offensive weapon they had. Send him into Baghdad. He'll make Saddam want to leave allright. "Annoyance Guided Warfar." Stupid military. They should leave Geraldo there. He was the best offensive weapon they had. Send him into Baghdad. He’ll make Saddam want to leave allright. “Annoyance Guided Warfar.”

]]> by: Sarah http://fanaticalapathy.com/2003/03/31/i-saw-geraldo/#comment-645 Tue, 30 Nov 1999 00:00:00 +0000 http://fanaticalapathy.com/2003/03/31/i-saw-geraldo/#comment-645 I like that! "Annoyance Guided Warfare" Can we send O'Reilly too?! How about Joan and Melissa Rivers?! They are annoying too. How about.....the list could go on and on..... I like that! “Annoyance Guided Warfare” Can we send O’Reilly too?! How about Joan and Melissa Rivers?! They are annoying too. How about…..the list could go on and on…..

]]> by: David http://fanaticalapathy.com/2003/03/31/i-saw-geraldo/#comment-646 Tue, 30 Nov 1999 00:00:00 +0000 http://fanaticalapathy.com/2003/03/31/i-saw-geraldo/#comment-646 I suggest FOX News hire Mohammed Saeed al-Sahaf (Iraqui Minister of Information). He'll probably need a job soon. He's also much more informed (and moderate)than most of FOX's talking heads. I suggest FOX News hire Mohammed Saeed al-Sahaf (Iraqui Minister of Information). He’ll probably need a job soon. He’s also much more informed (and moderate)than most of FOX’s talking heads.

]]> by: Ray http://fanaticalapathy.com/2003/03/31/i-saw-geraldo/#comment-647 Tue, 30 Nov 1999 00:00:00 +0000 http://fanaticalapathy.com/2003/03/31/i-saw-geraldo/#comment-647 Geraldo is a fuckin idiot. Geraldo is a fuckin idiot.

]]> by: Tara http://fanaticalapathy.com/2003/03/31/i-saw-geraldo/#comment-648 Tue, 30 Nov 1999 00:00:00 +0000 http://fanaticalapathy.com/2003/03/31/i-saw-geraldo/#comment-648 I just want to say that the reason no one saw anything on Fox News about the Rivera incident was because of a conflict of interest... which means, to journalists like myself, that Fox would have been unethical and considered biased if they had written anything about it in detail because Rivera works for them. I just want to say that the reason no one saw anything on Fox News about the Rivera incident was because of a conflict of interest… which means, to journalists like myself, that Fox would have been unethical and considered biased if they had written anything about it in detail because Rivera works for them.

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