March 19, 2003

Dear Saddam Hussein,

Congratulations! You have won an all-expense-paid trip to the beautiful Kingdom of Bahrain!

Nestled just off the coast of Saudi Arabia, our island paradise offers all the comforts you’d expect from a state-of-the-art resort and exile community. Dive in crystal-clear waters. “Hit the links” at our internationally-renowned Riffa Golf Course (see golfbahrain.com for details!). Meet that special someone for a moonlit stroll on our sandy beaches. Or just kick back and relax at our many quality restaurants and cafes.


[Draw a “Line in the Bunker!”: This could be you,Saddam Hussein!]

And the best part is that your stay in the Kingdom of Bahrain is absolutely free of charge, with no strings attached!*

Saddam Hussein, you can’t afford NOT to take this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity. You can find out more about our many facilities and points of interest at our website. But act now, Saddam Hussein, because this special offer expires tonight, at 1AM G.M.T.

Congratulations again! We look forward to hearing from you, Saddam Hussein, and hope that you come see us soon in beautiful Bahrain.

Yours,

Hamad bin Isa Al Khalifa
Tourism Director/ Groundskeeper/ King

*Accepting this free vacation may result in dry mouth, sunburn, or removal from office. The Kingdom of Bahrain is not responsible for lost clothing, luggage, or empires. All winners may be requested to engage in non-optional interviews with U.S. military personnel stationed in Bahrain. Length of stay to be determined only by the Kingdom of Bahrain. 4% surcharge on all late returns of canoe and jet-ski rentals. Some dictators may not qualify for police protection. No pets.