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CIA ‘Sabotaged Inspections and Hid Weapons Details’
The Good News: The spy novelists of the future will have plenty of new CIA conspiracy adventures to write about.
The Bad News: It’ll read like this:
Prescott dashed into his office and lowered the blinds - he had a job not to do. The phone rang; Marcella. […]

” WASHINGTON, Feb 12 (Reuters) - The White House acknowledged a rift with Federal Reserve Chairman Alan Greenspan on Wednesday over the need for economic stimulus favored by U.S. President George W. Bush, and sought to play down the Fed chief’s warning against deficit spending.”
- from Reuters
From: georgewbush@whitehouse.gov
Date: Wed Feb 12, 2003 12:24:02 PM […]

Our new look has generated a lot of reaction from all over the Axis of Good. Here’s some tips, replies, and sundry pieces of business:
- Since so many of you were searching the site for “Bushlet,” I’ve imported it into the new format and put it in the new, searchable archives. If there’s […]

With Iran’s announcement that they’re opening a uranium ore processing plant, the Axis of Evil’s strategy has finally become clear to U.S. intelligence agencies.
“Great horny toads! The carnsounded critters are messin’ with us, dagnabbit,” said one source close to the investigation.
Analysts say that Iran’s announcement is but the latest gambit in a strategy known […]

” Attorney General John Ashcroft has directed federal prosecutors in New York and Connecticut to seek the death penalty in a dozen cases in which they had recommended lesser sentences… In 10 current cases in New York and two in Connecticut, U.S. attorneys decided not to seek the death penalty. One involved a defendant who […]

“Excessive media attention continues to destroy what’s left of Michael Jackson. Film at eleven!”
27 million Americans tuned in to watch last night’s Michael Jackson documentary, and I was one of ‘em. The numbers aren’t as impressive as Britain’s (half the nation watched), but it’s pretty impressive. We still love our freak shows, […]

“MOSCOW (Reuters) - President Bush telephoned Russian President Vladimir Putin (news - web sites) Tuesday to discuss latest developments on Iraq, the Kremlin said. Bush used the hotline to Putin on the eve of a crucial speech…”
- from Yahoo!
PUTIN: [inaudible]… Um, hello?
BUSH: Pooty-poot?
PUTIN: Huh? George?
BUSH: How ya doin’?
PUTIN: […]

As you can see, we’ve snazzified ourselves around here. Gargantuan thanks must be extended to Deb from “Sometimes I…” She made this redesign happen. I simply played Gilligan to her Skipper.
Henceforth, all 2003 Fanatical Apathy entries shall be Searchable. They shall be Instantly Archived. The Permalinks to various entries […]

Bush’s new budget projects a $307 billion deficit. Now, cynics might say that Bush has abandoned all pretense of fiscal responsibility and is following the modern Republican tradition of digging a deep hole and then mocking the Democrats who are forced to fill it in with tax money. But we don’t necessarily NEED […]