Comments on: The Presidents’ Day Blizzard http://fanaticalapathy.com/2003/02/17/the-presidents-day-blizzard/ America's favorite blog Fri, 21 Nov 2008 20:14:52 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.0.11 by: craig http://fanaticalapathy.com/2003/02/17/the-presidents-day-blizzard/#comment-144 Tue, 30 Nov 1999 00:00:00 +0000 http://fanaticalapathy.com/2003/02/17/the-presidents-day-blizzard/#comment-144 Do you think this blizzard is what the Orange Alert was all about? FEMA is part of DHS, right? Maybe al Qaeda really has one of those sci-fi weather machine weapons of mass destruction. Wouldn't that be cool? (sorry, lost my head for a moment). The Administration cannot admit that al Qaeda controls the weather because it would cause mass hysteria if Americans knew that Osama bin Laden could wipe out the Major League season with a monsoon. (Look what he did to the Daytona 500. He knows that Texas is NASCAR country.) Why are you looking at me like that? Do you think this blizzard is what the Orange Alert was all about? FEMA is part of DHS, right? Maybe al Qaeda really has one of those sci-fi weather machine weapons of mass destruction. Wouldn’t that be cool? (sorry, lost my head for a moment).

The Administration cannot admit that al Qaeda controls the weather because it would cause mass hysteria if Americans knew that Osama bin Laden could wipe out the Major League season with a monsoon. (Look what he did to the Daytona 500. He knows that Texas is NASCAR country.)

Why are you looking at me like that?

]]> by: Chicory http://fanaticalapathy.com/2003/02/17/the-presidents-day-blizzard/#comment-145 Tue, 30 Nov 1999 00:00:00 +0000 http://fanaticalapathy.com/2003/02/17/the-presidents-day-blizzard/#comment-145 Explains everything :-D !! Explains everything :-D !!

]]> by: Anonymous http://fanaticalapathy.com/2003/02/17/the-presidents-day-blizzard/#comment-146 Tue, 30 Nov 1999 00:00:00 +0000 http://fanaticalapathy.com/2003/02/17/the-presidents-day-blizzard/#comment-146 And then out came the sun and dried up all the rain...wait, wrong song. You get my point though. Who is going to be the sunshine for Washington? (Although saying wrong song implies there is a right song. No way am I thinking this hard today.) And then out came the sun and dried up all the rain…wait, wrong song. You get my point though. Who is going to be the sunshine for Washington? (Although saying wrong song implies there is a right song. No way am I thinking this hard today.)

]]> by: Rana http://fanaticalapathy.com/2003/02/17/the-presidents-day-blizzard/#comment-147 Tue, 30 Nov 1999 00:00:00 +0000 http://fanaticalapathy.com/2003/02/17/the-presidents-day-blizzard/#comment-147 *snerk!* *snerk!*

]]> by: your name here http://fanaticalapathy.com/2003/02/17/the-presidents-day-blizzard/#comment-148 Tue, 30 Nov 1999 00:00:00 +0000 http://fanaticalapathy.com/2003/02/17/the-presidents-day-blizzard/#comment-148 Now Bush will also prove that this storm is linked to Saddam. Now Bush will also prove that this storm is linked to Saddam.

]]> by: Elliott http://fanaticalapathy.com/2003/02/17/the-presidents-day-blizzard/#comment-149 Tue, 30 Nov 1999 00:00:00 +0000 http://fanaticalapathy.com/2003/02/17/the-presidents-day-blizzard/#comment-149 -They hurt the poor more than the rich -They make us use more oil -They make you wish for a better day in the future -They hopefully won't be here in two years etc... -They hurt the poor more than the rich
-They make us use more oil
-They make you wish for a better day in the future
-They hopefully won’t be here in two years

etc…

]]> by: Sara J http://fanaticalapathy.com/2003/02/17/the-presidents-day-blizzard/#comment-150 Tue, 30 Nov 1999 00:00:00 +0000 http://fanaticalapathy.com/2003/02/17/the-presidents-day-blizzard/#comment-150 major differences: 1. Snow is clean 2. Snow is pleasant when it falls on your face 3. Snow probably won't invade Iraq 4. Kids of all ages love to play with snow 5. Snow never killed anybody on purpose 6. Bush can be gotten rid of in two years major differences:

1. Snow is clean
2. Snow is pleasant when it falls on your face
3. Snow probably won’t invade Iraq
4. Kids of all ages love to play with snow
5. Snow never killed anybody on purpose
6. Bush can be gotten rid of in two years

]]> by: dong http://fanaticalapathy.com/2003/02/17/the-presidents-day-blizzard/#comment-151 Tue, 30 Nov 1999 00:00:00 +0000 http://fanaticalapathy.com/2003/02/17/the-presidents-day-blizzard/#comment-151 This thread has it all wrong. George W Bush hasn't had anything to do with snow since he was 29. He was very clear about all that. Sorta. Eventually. This thread has it all wrong. George W Bush hasn’t had anything to do with snow since he was 29.
He was very clear about all that. Sorta. Eventually.

]]> by: MarthaMyDear http://fanaticalapathy.com/2003/02/17/the-presidents-day-blizzard/#comment-152 Tue, 30 Nov 1999 00:00:00 +0000 http://fanaticalapathy.com/2003/02/17/the-presidents-day-blizzard/#comment-152 Now all we need is for a throng of Bushleaguers to show up and explain how the blizzard is magically Clinton's fault. Now all we need is for a throng of Bushleaguers to show up and explain how the blizzard is magically Clinton’s fault.

]]> by: Antsy http://fanaticalapathy.com/2003/02/17/the-presidents-day-blizzard/#comment-153 Tue, 30 Nov 1999 00:00:00 +0000 http://fanaticalapathy.com/2003/02/17/the-presidents-day-blizzard/#comment-153 That last line is priceless, coming after the others (last couple of lines really) -- great pacing! That last line is priceless, coming after the others (last couple of lines really) — great pacing!

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