CIA ‘Sabotaged Inspections and Hid Weapons Details’
The Good News: The spy novelists of the future will have plenty of new CIA conspiracy adventures to write about.
The Bad News: It’ll read like this:
Prescott dashed into his office and lowered the blinds - he had a job not to do. The phone rang; Marcella.
“Have you sent the intelligence yet?” she purred.
“I’m looking at it right now,” he said, hating himself for what he was about to not do.
“Let me see it,” she said seductively, “You promised…”
“All right,” he said.
Suddenly, without warning, his arm didn’t dart out and he didn’t hit “Send” on the computer screen before him. Sweating now, he hung up and fled the office, telling himself that it was just another job not done…
Fanny Roborat
6 comments
Landis
February 14, 2003 at 1:23 am
1Between this and "The Dick" I’m hoping your gonna come out with a book soon. Put me down for an advanced copy…
jr
February 14, 2003 at 1:30 am
2I didn’t laugh.
I didn’t cry.
It may or may not be the feel good hit of the summer.
In any case, it’s bound to show up as the midnight movie on MSNBC.
Chris
February 14, 2003 at 1:53 am
3I don’t know what to make of this.
*ducks*
clue
February 14, 2003 at 2:18 am
4Maybe it’s not all that bad. Maybe the director of the CIA is just, you know, both completely incompetent and doesn’t have a good memory for "details". You never know.
Ok, yes you do.
Bobby
February 14, 2003 at 11:03 am
5I will have to not blow the whistle now.
Chicory
February 14, 2003 at 11:57 am
6I’d comment but I have a job not to do.
I will have to not blow the whistle now.