Ok…so first we get ourselves set up in southern Mozambique, then we dig a tunnel under the boarder until we reach… Oh, wait, that’s my plan for robbing the Swaziland banks. Never mind.

Mike Z · [ mjzerella@aol.com ]
Feb 02 2003, 10:21 pm
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I’ll volunteer to sleep with the Swiss Banker and before we get down to business I’ll ask him to remove that key he keeps around his neck because it might scratch me and you can make a wax impression of it while we are in the throes of passion.

dee (aka the Lesley-Anne Down of Project Heist) ·
Feb 02 2003, 10:37 pm
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I make a great decoy.

Your choice of a finely crafted wooden duck.

But that might not help.

Back to the old carving board.

Susie ·
Feb 02 2003, 11:47 pm

First, we create a diversion. Something little like bombing Iraq.

Second, we place our "soldiers" nearby as "protection" of the bank against relatiatory actions.

Third, while "guarding" the bank, our "soldiers" tunnel in and replace the gold et al with fakes.

Fourth, we declare victory. Let the bank know it is safe, back up our loot and head on home.

It will be months/years before they figure out what has happened. And by that time, we can buy their sorry-ass little country.

The axis of weasels must not stand. (hee, hee)