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There’s no doubt about it, wer’re going to war. Iraq has pushed us too far, and the only prudent response is to attack without delay. America must remain firm, and our resolve is strong. This will not stand.

” Actor Tom Cruise has won a $10m dollar (£6.23m) case against a gay porn actor who claimed to have had an affair with the film star… Cruise last acted against gay rumors in 2001, when the 40-year-old actor sued Michael Davis, the Los Angeles publisher of Bold Magazine, for $100m… The actor dropped the […]

MC: Condoleeza’s Fan Dance, ladies and gentlemen, let’s hear it again!
[The audience applauds enthusiastically]
MC: And now, ladies and gents, for your general edification, let’s welcome the learned Professor Phineas J. Harkinbarkin, also known as Ari Fleischer, taking your questions in a little number he calls “The Korean Cakewalk!”
[More applause. The band strikes up […]

January the 13th, 2003
Woke up again with horrible feelings of inadequacy - my manhood is simply too small for its intended purposes. If only there was a guaranteed, safe way to enhance it by one to three inches. Or perhaps four. Then I’d have the necessary accouterments to satisfy my lovers.
Speaking of […]

After a couple of months of prodding, I’ve finally cobbled together the definitive Fanatical Apathy Toon Collection. This online exhibit should serve as an inspiration to anyone who lacks significant artistic talent and appreciable Photoshop skills.
Also - there’s a new Wedding Album thread in the “All Things Fanatical” section of The Forum. […]

“We know for a fact that there are weapons there.”
- White House Spokesman Ari Fleischer
“Mr El Baradei is due to hold talks on Friday with Mr Powell and Condoleezza Rice, President Bush’s assistant for national security. He is expected to broach the subject of the US providing intelligence to back its claims that it […]

Guantanamo Bay Prisoners’ Newsletter
by Corporal Michael “Drop and Give Me” Tennifield
Hey guys! Happy One Year Anniversary, Guantanamo Bay Detention Center!
Here’s just another friendly update on what’s happening in and around the camp, courtesy of me, everyone’s favorite Corporal! There’s a lot happening, so let’s get right to it…
Mark Your Calendars
Or at […]

The reviews are in! President Bush’s latest tax-cut plan is the hottest starlet to hit the scene in years!
Reuters raves, “Stocks surged on Monday, bolstered by hopes the Bush administration’s $600 billion economic stimulus plan can jump-start U.S. growth and help cure the market after a 3-year hangover!” The A.P. gushed “Dow soars on […]

Techmanistan, Monday - With January comes the big trade shows, and with big trade shows come a bevy of groundbreaking devices. These devices often are truly groundbreaking, however, in the sense that they reflect that step before foundations have been laid and any building has been done.
What caught my eye this year is the […]

Aw, Shucks…
Thanks to you, Fanatical Apathy has won the Koufax Award for Most Humorous Blog. I’ll be preparing some virtual shelf space for the virtual statuette. Big thanks to all who voted (for me or agin’ me), and to Dwight over at PLA for making it all happen.
The competition were a fine bunch […]