So last night, while I pondered, weak and weary (bourbon and Chinese food do NOT mix), I started wondering…
Okay, it’s the spring of 2002, and the U.S. is making serious noises about invading Iraq. And they mean it this time. If I’m Saddam Hussein, what am I gonna do?
Well, first and foremost I’d lose the moustache. And then I’d think seriously about dropping 10 or 20 pounds





1 comment
Jodi
February 1, 2003 at 11:40 pm
1Any self-respecting Jew knows that the only thing that goes with Chinese food is Diet Coke. L’chaim!
(Since I placed this comment in the WRONG comment box on the old site, I thought I would bring it over here when it could be better appreciated –like a fine w[h]ine!)