Comments on: News Flash - Tom Cruise Wins $10 Million for “Not Being Gay” http://fanaticalapathy.com/2003/01/16/news-flash-tom-cruise-wins-10-million-for-not-being-gay/ America's favorite blog Tue, 06 Jan 2009 13:49:01 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.0.11 by: John Bryans Fontaine http://fanaticalapathy.com/2003/01/16/news-flash-tom-cruise-wins-10-million-for-not-being-gay/#comment-9176 Mon, 13 Jun 2005 17:38:58 +0000 http://fanaticalapathy.com/2003/01/16/news-flash-tom-cruise-wins-10-million-for-not-being-gay/#comment-9176 posted at freekatie.net Xenu’s Vast Conspiracy Against Tom Cruise I’m starting to see The Truth now. Tom Cruise really is as Strait as a Laser Beam! The great multitude of rumors accusing him of being Gay are......part of a Vast Intergalactic Conspiracy - led by the Evil Space Alien Xenu - to discredit Tom! So this is the <i>real</i> reason why Cruise made ‘War of the Worlds’!!!! To warn us all about Xenu!!! But still the Evil Space Aliens attack Tom. Just look at ‘Fanatical Apathy’ and the following: www.felbers.net/fa/2003/0...-being-gay ‘Adam Felber’, so now we know why you’re NOT ( ark,ark ) accusing Cruise of ‘cruising’ public restrooms: you’re getting your marching orders from Xenu, you Weirdo Commie Space Alien! Sure, you call yourself a “writer/comedian/radio guy”. But you’re <i>really</i> an Alien more Evil than that thing that was chasing around Sigorney Weaver! Well, we Earthlings know The Truth now, thanks to Tom Cruise! My work here is done: Beam Me Up, Scotty. John Bryans Fontaine posted at freekatie.net

Xenu’s Vast Conspiracy Against Tom Cruise

I’m starting to see The Truth now. Tom Cruise really is as Strait as a Laser Beam! The great multitude of rumors accusing him of being Gay are……part of a Vast Intergalactic Conspiracy - led by the Evil Space Alien Xenu - to discredit Tom!

So this is the real reason why Cruise made ‘War of the Worlds’!!!! To warn us all about Xenu!!!

But still the Evil Space Aliens attack Tom. Just look at ‘Fanatical Apathy’ and the following:

www.felbers.net/fa/2003/0…-being-gay

‘Adam Felber’, so now we know why you’re NOT ( ark,ark ) accusing Cruise of ‘cruising’ public restrooms: you’re getting your marching orders from Xenu, you Weirdo Commie Space Alien!

Sure, you call yourself a “writer/comedian/radio guy”. But you’re really an Alien more Evil than that thing that was chasing around Sigorney Weaver! Well, we Earthlings know The Truth now, thanks to Tom Cruise!

My work here is done: Beam Me Up, Scotty.

John Bryans Fontaine

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